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Post by Taylor on Aug 10, 2009 15:38:15 GMT -5
Salazar stood there. Obviously confused, he leaned on a tree, not caring. He had two questions. First, why did he agree to this? And second, why did he even waste his money on this? Salazar had no answer to either of them, maybe Rowena had mind control powers. Holding his wand in his hand carefully, not really aware of what creatures could be in here. Continuing to walk, it was rather dark and wet. Well, it was raining, so that explained it. But the large branches and leaves shielded him from most rain.
"I swear, if this thing turns out to be a damn shack, or a rock thing..." He snapped, frowning as a large drop hit his shoulder. "Or if it is infested with rats or bug.." He said, not even bothering to continue. Flicking his wand, he formed a water repelling shield around himself. He could see distant light, about a little past a half of a mile away.
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Post by Dea on Aug 10, 2009 15:47:57 GMT -5
Rowena flicked a wet strand of hair out of her face. Great. Rain. This was just her lucky day. She was stuck in a forest, infested with God knows what, and then there was a complaining Salazar. Where were Godric and Helga? Oh, right, they must have landed elsewhere. Stupid Portkeys.
'Oh, no, I insist Helga comes with me.' Stupid Godric. Next time she saw him, she was going to rip him limb from muscular limb.
'Shut up, Salazar, and keep walking.' Yeah, so that may not have been the best reply. But whatever.
'And no, it isn't a shack. It's a Castle, Salazar. So we can teach pupils. And they can stay here. Christ in a Dinghy, we've told you thirty three times. And stop complaining. You sound like Helga when you take away her strawberry tar-' Too much again, Ro. Way too much.
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Post by Taylor on Aug 10, 2009 16:19:30 GMT -5
"You know, its not really possible to shut up." Salazar said with a sigh. Smirking at this,"You sure about that? What if they explode? Ooh, tar- what?". He rather liked strawberries though. Lightning spread across the sky, slightly lighting up the forest. Then he noticed a large hole in front of Rowena, he shrugged, not bothering to tell her. Salazar could always say he 'didn't notice it'. He yawned,"Who is making the food?". He hadn't eaten in a while, more then a day, he knew that.
The outline of the castle was slightly visible, eh, it didn't look that big.
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Post by Dea on Aug 10, 2009 16:25:36 GMT -5
Rowena rolled her eyes. 'Jesus, Salazar. Technicalities. And no children will explode. I will not hesitate to testify against you. Don't think that's and empty thre-' She cut off there, as she'd fallen down aforementioned hole. 'God-damnit-jesus-in-dinghy-' Rowena carried on in a similar style as she dragged herself up, now wet and muddy.
'Salazar. I blame you.' Everything was his fault. The vikings, death, string beans, those were all his doing. She decided to continue. 'And now, because of that 'hole' thing, you make food.' He'd poison them. 'No you aren't. Helga is.' It was Helga who'd put her in this predicament. Therefore, it was her fault as well as Salazar's. Hell, everyone was wrong but her.
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Post by Taylor on Aug 10, 2009 16:45:14 GMT -5
"What? Are you now physic?" He said, rolling his eyes. Then, he burst out laughing. Leaning on a tree, continuing to laugh. "Really? How?" He said, and doubled his laughter. "Okay. So you trip? And you blame me? What is my punishment? Detention?" Salazar said, laughing. His stomach growled and he continued to walk. "So who is cooking again?" He asked.
He had never tried Helga's good, and he really wasn't looking forward to it. Salazar sighed, they were getting closer to the stupid castle.
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Post by Dea on Aug 10, 2009 16:52:29 GMT -5
'Well, Salazar. It's obviously your fault.' Everything was. 'Oh, you expect punishment now?' She rolled her eyes. It probably didn't look too impressive, what with the being muddy and all. 'I banish you to the Dungeons or something. I refuse to have Dungeons. They are just so...cree-' Shut up, Ro.
Change the subject.
'Are you deaf now? I just said, Helga is. I'm not. You are not. You will kill us all. Or just spit into our food. And I highly doubt Godric's muscles are used to make creme brulee. So therefore, that leaves Helga.'
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Post by Taylor on Aug 10, 2009 17:04:34 GMT -5
"How, then?" Salazar said, smirking. Then he started laughing again. "You call that a punishment? That is probably the best place in the castle." He said, and stopped laughing. "Scared of dungeons now?" He teased. Sighing,"Hm. You seem to know me well.". It was true, only her and possibly Helga would know that he would possible make them sick with rotten food or something.
Another hole appeared and he stepped around it. They were only about twenty yards away from 'Hogwarts'.
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Post by Dea on Aug 10, 2009 17:24:30 GMT -5
'You and your evil ways are out to kill a poor innocent woman. Obviously. And...how is that the best place? Rats and Zombies and who knows what dwell down there!' Woah, that sounded stupid and child-like. He was going to point that out.
'See? I knew it. You are out to kill us. I'll be sleeping with some sort of protective device.' Jesus. That came out all wrong. 'Rather, I'll have something to protect me lest you come and attempt murder. Yes.' Jesus. Another hole. She missed out this one. Hah. It was not going to get her again.
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Post by Taylor on Aug 10, 2009 18:01:48 GMT -5
"You sound like a two year old afraid of the dark." Salazar said, frowning. "Tsk." He said, smirking.
"Condom, maybe?" He said with a laugh, obviously joking. "I have no interest of doing that." He said truthfully. Salazar laughed harder, continuing to walk. Walking around another hole, he looked up as a group of centaurs looked at him.
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Post by Dea on Aug 11, 2009 10:33:42 GMT -5
'I'm not afraid of the dark. I just don't like Dungeons,' she replied, coldly. Skirting around some brownish substance which was either some mud or some animal's crap, she winced. Crap.
He'd noticed.
She rolled her eyes, trying to cover up this fluke of hers. 'Not a condom. I don't think you're going to come and rape me or something. I meant something to defend myself. But now that you've stated you won't come to kill me, I think I'll be even more alert. Great. Now I'll probably not sleep for fear of my life. Thanks, Salazar.'
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Post by Taylor on Aug 11, 2009 11:22:16 GMT -5
"But you didn't deny the two year old part." Salazar teased with a smirk. Soon, the castle was in full few, and the opening of the forest was ten feet away. "I bet there is /one/ rat or bug in there." Salazar said, ignoring her whole speech thing. Then a large animal silhouette was seen in the left corner of the forest. Eh, it didn't matter, what ever it fucking was.
"And, you never know. Helga could always poison us. Or maybe right now Godders and her are snogging the hell out of each other somewhere." He said with a smirk, twirling his wand carefully.
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Post by Dea on Aug 11, 2009 11:28:08 GMT -5
'Christ, Salazar. You are so childish. And yes, there probably is. But shut up and keep walking. I am desperately trying to avoid...Animal crap. So if you'd like to grant me the pleasure of actually getting to the castle and out of your company...?'
What was it with him and that little smirk? The one where the left side of his mouth pulled up just slighty? And why did she notice these things? Because his nose was slightly over-long. Wait. What the hell did that have to do with anything?
It was the air. Yes. The air.
'Helga would never poi-Snogging? Really?'
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Post by Taylor on Aug 11, 2009 11:45:13 GMT -5
Then, he laughed,"Me? Childish. I'm walking, can't you see? Oh, watch out, there is some right there." Salazar said, flicking his wand at a leaf, and it grew larger. Then the large creature's figure soon formed into a horse, with a horn. A unicorn. Rolling his eyes at it, he hurriedly exited the forest. "Yes, really.". Looking at the castle, he frowned. "It's ugly." He said bluntly,"And what is that? All stone?".
Yawning, he walked up, just walking in. Looking around, he turned left figuring the dungeons were there.
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Post by Dea on Aug 11, 2009 12:21:54 GMT -5
'Yes, childish. And haha, funny.' Right around then, the unicorn appeared. She chose to ignore it, as she was sure that those horns were lethal.
'Oh, lovely, Salazar. We have to do a bit of work. Jesus. And yes, stone. What else were they going to build it with? Rainbows?'
It wasn't breathtaking, she had to admit. Then Salazar just...Well, went to leave.
'Pleasant. So now, Rowena is left by herself, in a Giatn Entrance Hall, in the dark. Wonderful,' she muttered, waving her wand. Light appeared in the braziers, and at least she could see. Salazar walked into a wall.
Rowena burst into laughter.
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Post by Taylor on Aug 11, 2009 12:35:38 GMT -5
"I wasn't lying. You probably stepped in it." Salazar said with a shrug. "Maybe something more..colorful?" He said, rolling his eyes. Rubbing his nose as he walked into the wall, he said,"You are an idiot.". Looking up at the dark torches, he flicked his wand and they all lit up. "Okay. Don't bother me down here." He called to her, walking down into the dungeons. Entering the common room, he flicked his wand. All the furniture came from where ever he put it before.
The carpet came, then the chair, then the banner. Flicking his wand, the fire lit up peacefully. Okay, now it was actually decent.
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