how did we get here?

[Dea]

'Shut up, Salazar,' Rowena replied. She checked her shoes when he wasn't looking, however.
'Oh, thanks, Salazar, really. And I won't even ask why, really.'

Well. That had been...pleasant.
What she meant by pleasant is neither of them had ended up trapped in a deep cave deep in the depths of Albania.
Drastic.
Anyway.

[Taylor]

Salazar laughed. Then he ran, fingers curling around the mouse, holding it tightly. He walked out of the common room, up to Rowena.
"You said no mice." He said, smirking. "So what is this? A bird?" He said, moving closer to her, the mouse squirming under his tight grip. "Maybe this can end up in your bed tonight, yes?" He said, then turned. He walked off, heading to the common room.

It was really nearly all stone, it was a bit bland.

[Dea]

'It's a...um...mouse. It seems to be struggling. And afraid. See, look. See he pellets? They are not raisins,' She stated, uncomfortably, backing away slightly.
' And don't you dare. If it does, I will personally see that you are locked in a closet with a horny goat. In both ways,' she threatened.
Wow, that was a weird threat.
Just...
Wow.
And again with that smirk!

You know, his nose wasn't so overly-long that it unbalanced his face.
What the fuck was up with her and his nose?

[Taylor]

"I'm not an idiot." He said with a sigh. "Ooh, goats are guys, you know. And I always have my wand, I could kill it." He said with a sigh. He smirked, heading to the common room. Finally getting in there, he put a mouse in an upside down cup, keeping it trapped in there. Rowena was going to have an eventful night. His stomach growled, so he sat in a green and silver chair. Hm, the chair was rather soft.

He needed a house elf. Then he hesitated. There was an idea for the school. House elves could make the food. Helga couldn't make /all/ the food.

[Dea]

"Eugh, goats are guys I could just kill it,' Rowena mimicked Salazar, tossing her head.
Wow, this hall was huge.
Wait.
She could claim a tower!
But...
How did she get to one? What if she got lost?
The only person here was Salazar, and it wasn't as if he'd come running to her rescue.
Maybe she'd just wait.
That may be safer.

[Taylor]

Salazar got up, walking back to Rowena. "House elves. We need house elves." He said, seriously. "Helga can't make /all/ the food. What if she messes up one time?" Salazar said, crossing his arms. "And house colors, I get silver and green." He said, looking down at her. "And house animal things. Shall we go with patronuses?" He said, then looking around. Nah, he probably wouldn't help her anyways if she got last. Chances were, if he found out, he would laugh.

"Now, Godders and Hufflepuff are still probably snogging somewhere." He assumed.

[Dea]

Rowena thought for a moment.
"As much as I hate to admit it, that is a brilliant idea, Salazar. And I bagsy...Umm..."She looked around for colours. Grey. Grey. Slightly darker grey.
"Blue and Bronze."
Yeah, those were the colours of her dress.
Inventive.
They could leave this out of the history.

"We may as well. Poor Helga," she laughed as she thought of the Badger.
"And what is your obsession with that? It's like...You want it to happen. They could think we're doing the exact same thing at the moment."
She felt herself blush as she thought of that.
Nononono.

[Taylor]

"That's insulting. Hm." Salazar said, looking around. He got the colors from his family. "Might as well decorate the Great Hall, also. Four long tables?" He suggested. "Why poor Hufflepuff?" He asked. "Obsession? No. Godders just seemed so willing to go with Hufflepuff, you can't deny its possible. Excuse me?" He asked with a smirk, cocking his head. "Why are you blushing?" He said, continuing to smirk.

Thunder was heard outside, and he yawned. "Common room entrances should have passwords daily." He said.

[Dea]

"Five tables. One for staff, you see. Have the colours hanging above them. And...Her patronus is a Badger. I've got an Eagle, Godders has a Lion, you have a....Whatever, more than likely something evil...And then there's a Badger."

"And....fine, it's possible. Possible. Not probable. And...Er...That's just a very awkward thought. Awkward awkward AWKWARD."

[Taylor]

"Hm..Good. Snake. I don't see what is so bad about a badger." Salazar said with a shrug. "Hm." Salazar said with a shrug. "Now, I'm going to go work on the Great Hall." He said, walking towards the huge room. Flicking his wand, everything soon started to form. Long, nice wooden tables, four large banners hanging behind the staff table. Then the ceiling, clouds spread across, rain dripping down, lightning lighting up the ceiling, good.

"Hey! Ravenclaw!" He called to her, where ever she was.

[Dea]

Well. That whole situation was...Well, he dropped it abnormally quick.
Not that she was complaining.

Then she heard him call her name.
She made her way into the hall, slowly.
He'd already made it all work.

But...A few raindrops were escaping, into the hall.
She pointed her wand at the ceiling and muttered a few extra incantations.

'That's better. I claim this seat, by the way,' She stated, sitting in one particularly comfortable looking chair.

'And by the way, Hegla and Godders aren't snogging, They're probably having sex. It would not take them over and hour just to use a portkey and -' Woah. She'd just realised what she'd said.
Woah.

[Taylor]

Salazar nodded, then and pointed his wand to the one farthest away from her. He flicked it, and the Slytherin banner moved over there. Then he looked at her in disbelief and burst out laughing. "Ha. Ahaha. Wow. You are probably actually right." He said, then started laughing again. "If they aren't being safe, you are baby sitting the kids." He said firmly. "Or we could get the students do it." Salazar said, then sat on the table.

Looking up at the ceiling, watching lightning strike across the sky. He had to admit, that was pretty cool.

[Dea]

"Well. That's...Pleasant," Rpwena said. gesturing to the ceiling. Flicking her wand, her banner appeared above a table two tables over from the Slytherin table. Well. This was going weirdly well.

Though they were still missing two Founders, who were either:
1; Having sex in a deep corner of the forest.
2; Snogging innocently.
3; Being mauled alive by rabid forest animals.

Oh, and then there was the fact she was stuck with Salazar.
Fun.

"No way am I babysitting. Personally, I think that's a job for you, Salazar. You just scream 'babysitter'."

[Taylor]

"Hm." Salazar said. Out of that list, one and two were most likely. But then imaging Godders and Hufflepuff attacked by mini squirrels was extremely amusing. "I'm sure they wouldn't want their little kiddies running around headless." He said casually, as if it was on of the most normal things ever. Yawning once more, continuing to sit on the table.

Sighing, he was getting impatient.

[Dea]

Right around that moment, Rowena also had a vision of them being attacked by rodents. She had to admit, it was amusing.

Very amusing.
Godders hiding in a tree, fending them off with a sword while Helga pelted them with pinecones...
She'd probably pay to see that.

"Umm...Headless? Seriously?"
That was almost disturbing.
What made it almost disturbing was the fact at least Godders would have enough sense not to trust him with his kids.

Rowena twiddled her thumbs.
That was bad.

"I don't care if they are having sex, or how good they may think aforementioned sex is. I'm bored. And hungry," Rowena stated. She flicked her wand, and cast a Patronus charm. She sent it of in what she supposed to be their general direction.