IT'S A BANANASAURUS REX!

[zara :]]

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

Just kidding. =0 It's me, Zaraaaa. :] It’s not my real name, though, because I’m sure my mom would shit a brick if she figured out I gave out my real name on the interwebz. But here it is, anyways. x] My real name is Rita. I don’t really like it, though, just because the nicknames are horrid. You seriously do not want to know them. They make me cringe. Most people usually just call me Petri. Don’t ask me why. :] Moving on! I’m sure you don’t want to hear me ramble on about myself, so here are some facts about your truly. x]

[/I] beat you over the head with a shovel every time you say the word ‘like’. Harsh, I know, but I am a grammar Nazi. :]
- I read. A lot.
- My favorite show is probably a tie between The Red Green Show (DUCT TAPE!! *who0t*) and Daily Planet and Jeopardy (nerds! <3). :]
- The color pink makes me want to throw up, as do overly girly girls. >[
- I will not post any pictures of my self, because I don’t really have pictures of myself. And I refuse to take any on the grounds that my camera is too expensive for me to replace. :]
- I ramble a lot. And tend to digress. Sorry. >]
- I’m pretty much a failure at everything non-school related. Sports, life, socialization, you name it, I probably suck at it. Especially sports. I'm handicapped at any and all sports that involve hand/eye coordination.
- I hate cooking.
- I recently discovered my love for hare scrambles. <3 Even though I suck balls at them.
- I’d be a Ravenclaw or a Hufflepuff if I was at Hogwarts. :]
- I'm a fangirl of pretty much every (teenaged) guy in the HP universe. Except maybe Harry. Mostly Ron or Draco, though. :] Ron Weasley, FTW.
- I’m a Dodge girl. I love big trucks. Even Ford Superduties. Any other Ford, though, you can throw off a cliff for me. =]
- I abuse smiles, as you’ve probably noticed.
- Everybody in my class agrees that I have the most f-ed up laugh ever.
- LORD OF THE RINGS IS AWESOME. Read it. Ps, Legolas & Aragorn are mine. =]
- The Dragonriders of Pern is an awesome series. Anne McCaffrey rocks.
- I love using big words. They make me feel powerful.[/ul]

Anyways, I’ll stop rambling now. You’re probably gouging your eyes out with a spork right now, because I am a very boring person.
LOVE, Zara/Rita/Petri/whatever you want to call me. :]

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[Haine]

Marry Me.

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[Jarrod]

No she's mine Emma!!!
-clings to Zara-
Mine....... xD

[zara :]]

x] There's plenty of me to go around guys. SHARE, damnit.

I love your icon, Jarrod. I <3 Gir. THE DOOM SONG, FTW. It's on my iPod. XD

And of course I shall marry you, Emma. WE SHALL ELOPE TO SPAIN WHERE YOU ARE KING.