Post by zara :] on Sept 23, 2009 22:51:51 GMT -5
(Major swears and capsrape ahead. Only the brave may tread here. XD)
In my Social class today, a guy in my grade (Let's call him Douchebag 1), randomly started talking to me about my nonexistent dating life. And I said that I didn't have a boyfriend because it's me. Nobody likes me. And he said, I shit you not, "Oh, it's not all about looks." I was talking about my being an uber-bitch, but, y'know, being ugly works just as well. FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE. Go die is a fucking hole. Seriously. I HATE YOU. It's not just the fact that he thinks I'm ugly, it's the fact that he's a fucking ASSHOLE because he (and every other guy in my class) just fucking uses me. "Oh, Rita, you're so beautiful!!" Don't even fucking talk to me if all you're going to do is belittle me and then expect me to actually help me with your goddamn school work.
And Vis. Comm was my next class that made me want to make a blowgun out of my pen and fucking kill everyone. Yay for violence! My friend always sits beside me, which normally isn't so bad, but today I swear I seriously considered telling her to STFU. Every 10 seconds, "Rita, how do you do this?" "Rita, how do I do that?" "HAAAALP!!!!!1!!11!1!" FUCK YOU IT'S IN YOUR GODDAMN INSTRUCTION BOOKLET DID YOU EVEN FUCKING READ IT?!?!?! Just leave me the fuck alone! I have to get my goddamn credits, and I don't get any for wasting my time trying to explain to you that YOU HAVE TO READ THE FUCKING BOOK TO GET IT. And on the subject of credits, Info Pro is another class where everyone is asking me non-stop to do their work for them. IT'S FUCKING TYPING. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. And to the numerous people who've asked me to email them my typing work: FUCK YOU. I slaved over that booklet for DAYS to get ONE CREDIT, and then you just expect me to hand it out to anyone? WORK FOR YOUR OWN FUCKING CREDITS. GODDAMN. And offering me money does not work either, you lazy bunch of self-absorbed assholes.
Moving on to lunch time. I went to the library, yay, picked out a book (20, 000 Leagues into the Sea because apparently it's a classic) and I decided to go back to my hallway and read. And out of fucking NOWHERE, two boys in my class (Douchebags 2 & 3), just randomly start talking to me. Normally it wouldn't be that bad, but since my day has pretty much gone to shit within the first 5 minutes of waking up, I was reading to ESCAPE annoying assholes like them. And then, to top off the shit-cake, they take my fucking book and proceeded to play a lovely game of keepaway. I almost fucking backhanded them both. I swear, I was ready to fucking chainsaw massacre them. And then they had the nerve to make fun of me for reading during lunch hour. "You're such a loser, why do you always read at lunch?" Because it's sure as fucking hell a shitload better than going to smoke weed with the rest of the cool kids. And just maybe, you know, if you could wrap your puny mind around such a GROUNDBREAKING SUBJECT, have you ever considered that I like reading? Has it ever crossed your mind that just because you hate reading because its ZOMG LIEK TOO MUCH WUURK!!! that not everyone automatically has to agree with you? Mere words cannot express my sheer fucking RAGE.
The rest of the day went pretty much went south from that point, and by the time I got on the bus I was read to decapitate someone with a plastic butter knife. And it didn't help matters that the first thing I heard about when I walked on the bus was Douchebag 3's little brother saying, "OMG Rita's so ugly!11!1!!!!11!" And Douchebag 2's snide little comments about, "Oh, look, Rita's going to sit down and read her book and be all anti-social." FUCK. YOU. Did you ever think the reason I'm so anti-social is because of arrogant assholes like you who think it's fun to mock my just because I'm different? I hate you, and all the guys in my class like you who can't be bothered to pull their heads out of their asses long enough for them to see that THE WORLD DOES NOT FUCKING REVOLVE AROUND THEM.
TL;DR Version: FUCK YOU WORLD. That is all.
In my Social class today, a guy in my grade (Let's call him Douchebag 1), randomly started talking to me about my nonexistent dating life. And I said that I didn't have a boyfriend because it's me. Nobody likes me. And he said, I shit you not, "Oh, it's not all about looks." I was talking about my being an uber-bitch, but, y'know, being ugly works just as well. FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE. Go die is a fucking hole. Seriously. I HATE YOU. It's not just the fact that he thinks I'm ugly, it's the fact that he's a fucking ASSHOLE because he (and every other guy in my class) just fucking uses me. "Oh, Rita, you're so beautiful!!" Don't even fucking talk to me if all you're going to do is belittle me and then expect me to actually help me with your goddamn school work.
And Vis. Comm was my next class that made me want to make a blowgun out of my pen and fucking kill everyone. Yay for violence! My friend always sits beside me, which normally isn't so bad, but today I swear I seriously considered telling her to STFU. Every 10 seconds, "Rita, how do you do this?" "Rita, how do I do that?" "HAAAALP!!!!!1!!11!1!" FUCK YOU IT'S IN YOUR GODDAMN INSTRUCTION BOOKLET DID YOU EVEN FUCKING READ IT?!?!?! Just leave me the fuck alone! I have to get my goddamn credits, and I don't get any for wasting my time trying to explain to you that YOU HAVE TO READ THE FUCKING BOOK TO GET IT. And on the subject of credits, Info Pro is another class where everyone is asking me non-stop to do their work for them. IT'S FUCKING TYPING. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. And to the numerous people who've asked me to email them my typing work: FUCK YOU. I slaved over that booklet for DAYS to get ONE CREDIT, and then you just expect me to hand it out to anyone? WORK FOR YOUR OWN FUCKING CREDITS. GODDAMN. And offering me money does not work either, you lazy bunch of self-absorbed assholes.
Moving on to lunch time. I went to the library, yay, picked out a book (20, 000 Leagues into the Sea because apparently it's a classic) and I decided to go back to my hallway and read. And out of fucking NOWHERE, two boys in my class (Douchebags 2 & 3), just randomly start talking to me. Normally it wouldn't be that bad, but since my day has pretty much gone to shit within the first 5 minutes of waking up, I was reading to ESCAPE annoying assholes like them. And then, to top off the shit-cake, they take my fucking book and proceeded to play a lovely game of keepaway. I almost fucking backhanded them both. I swear, I was ready to fucking chainsaw massacre them. And then they had the nerve to make fun of me for reading during lunch hour. "You're such a loser, why do you always read at lunch?" Because it's sure as fucking hell a shitload better than going to smoke weed with the rest of the cool kids. And just maybe, you know, if you could wrap your puny mind around such a GROUNDBREAKING SUBJECT, have you ever considered that I like reading? Has it ever crossed your mind that just because you hate reading because its ZOMG LIEK TOO MUCH WUURK!!! that not everyone automatically has to agree with you? Mere words cannot express my sheer fucking RAGE.
The rest of the day went pretty much went south from that point, and by the time I got on the bus I was read to decapitate someone with a plastic butter knife. And it didn't help matters that the first thing I heard about when I walked on the bus was Douchebag 3's little brother saying, "OMG Rita's so ugly!11!1!!!!11!" And Douchebag 2's snide little comments about, "Oh, look, Rita's going to sit down and read her book and be all anti-social." FUCK. YOU. Did you ever think the reason I'm so anti-social is because of arrogant assholes like you who think it's fun to mock my just because I'm different? I hate you, and all the guys in my class like you who can't be bothered to pull their heads out of their asses long enough for them to see that THE WORLD DOES NOT FUCKING REVOLVE AROUND THEM.
TL;DR Version: FUCK YOU WORLD. That is all.