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Post by Dea on Sept 27, 2009 16:45:42 GMT -5
Damocles has entered a private chat with Ally.
Damocles; Oh fuckfuckfuckfuck.
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Post by katelyn on Sept 27, 2009 16:58:12 GMT -5
Ally has entered the chat with Damocles.
Ally: Okay, so why did I get a note from some fourth year telling me you wanted me on here? And by the way, he told me that "my boyfriend" wanted me to get on. -.-
Ally: I slapped him upside the head, but still. What? [/size][/font] |
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Post by Dea on Sept 27, 2009 17:01:07 GMT -5
Damocles; I'm a lightweight as you know, right?
Damocles; Well. Rosie got me sorta tipsy ish.
Damocles; And she also wanted to have sex with me.
Damocles; And then she started kissing me.
Damocles; And I didn't stop as quickly as I'd've liked.
Damocles; And it's not like I enjoyed it. BUT I'M SO CONFUSED AND GAH YOU SAY SOMETHING.
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Post by katelyn on Sept 27, 2009 20:05:09 GMT -5
Ally: You're about as lightweight as a feather, Dammy.
Ally: Rosie is that girl you always hang out with, right? The scene-looking one?
Ally: S-she wanted.......ew o.o
Ally: W-w-wait. She kissed you!? But isn't she like, your best friend? Wouldn't she know that you're gay?
Ally: Are you sure you didn't enjoy it? >/
Ally: AND I AM SAYING STUFF DAMNIT. [/font][/size] |
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Post by Dea on Sept 28, 2009 10:54:15 GMT -5
Damocles; YES YES AND YES.
Damocles; I DIDN'T ENJOY IT AND I DUNNO WHY SHE WANTED TO. SHE KNOWS I'M GAY. I DON'T. KNOW.
Damocles; WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
Damocles has indeed started to freak out. Parchment has never seen him like this before.
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Post by katelyn on Sept 28, 2009 14:03:22 GMT -5
Ally: First of all, calm down.
Ally: You're going to pass out or something. Bloody hell.
Ally: OKAY FINE. I GET IT. YOU DIDN'T ENJOY IT.
Ally: NO NEED FOR THE CAPS, DAMMY.
Ally: AND I DON'T KNOW THIS ROSIE GIRL SO I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO.
Ally: YOU COULD ALWAYS JUST TAKE THE DIRECT APPROACH AND REMIND HER THAT YOU'RE GAY?
Ally: OR TELL HER TO FUCK OFF?
Ally: That's what I do when someone is bothering me(: [/font][/size] |
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Post by Dea on Sept 28, 2009 14:15:23 GMT -5
Damocles is doing deep breathing exercises.
Damocles; Okay. Calm. Right.
Damocles; You're right. I just forget that it is possible for a girl to fancy me.
Damocles; And try to have sex with me. /ubermegafreakout
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Post by katelyn on Sept 28, 2009 14:21:06 GMT -5
Ally: .....................................
Ally: ......................................
Ally: Sorry. I'm just thinking right now: What the bloody hell is wrong with that girl?
Ally: Because um.....ew o.o
Ally: -gag-
Ally: But what about Benjy? You still fancy him, right? [/font][/size] |
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Post by Dea on Sept 28, 2009 14:22:53 GMT -5
Damocles; Oh thanks.  Damocles; Yes I do. That's the point. She knows that. I think.
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Post by katelyn on Sept 28, 2009 14:27:17 GMT -5
Ally: -shrugs-
Ally: Well can you blame me? xP
Ally: And you should just remind her that you fancy someone else.
Ally: ........and that you're gay. That should help a bit.
Ally: And if all else fails just tell her to fuck off like I said before (:
Ally: Did you have any idea that she fancied you before? [/font][/size] |
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Post by Dea on Sept 28, 2009 14:31:58 GMT -5
Damocles; She'd told me earlier that day.
Damocles; That's it.
Damocles; But yes. I'll have to remind her that. Frequently.
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Post by katelyn on Sept 29, 2009 13:55:26 GMT -5
Ally: Oh.
Ally: Then just remind her frequently.
Ally: Annnnnd if she refuses to take a hint you could always just hex her.
Ally: That might help. [/font][/size] |
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Post by Dea on Sept 29, 2009 14:01:00 GMT -5
Damocles; It's always violence with you, Ally.
Damocles; Ha.
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Post by katelyn on Sept 29, 2009 14:05:53 GMT -5
Ally: N-.....................
Ally: Well....yeah.
Ally: But not ALWAYS xP [/font][/size] |
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Post by Dea on Sept 29, 2009 14:07:31 GMT -5
Damocles; Face it. Damocles; It is. 
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