Post by melly on Aug 9, 2009 13:08:47 GMT -5
Javon "Jav" Warrington !
what's his name? JAVVY !!
how old's the guy? FOURTEEN !!
he likes his? GIRLS !!
his heart lies? SINGLE !!
shy • obsessive • list-making
Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
LIKE FAMILY `` And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair
BEST GIRL `` as the dining room proudly presents - your dinner!
BEST GUY `` Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test
BEST `` Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie And we'll provide the rest
PARTNER IN CRIME `` Soup du jour Hot hors d'oeuvres Why, we only live to serve
INSEPARABLE `` beef ragout, cheese soufle Pie and pudding "en flambe"
ATTACHED AT THE HIP `` Try the grey stuff it's delicious don't believe me
TIGHT `` ask the dishes, they can sing they can dance
GREAT `` after all now this is france! and the dinner here
GOOD `` is never secondaire! come on unfold your menu
AVERAGE `` take a glance and than you'll be our guest! be our guest! be our guest!
NEW `` we'll prepare, serve with flair, a culinary cabaret!
ACQUAINTANCE `` you're alone and you're scared but the banquet's all prepared
ENEMIES TURNED `` no one's gloomy or complaining and the flatware's entertaining
SECRET `` we tell jokes, i do tricks with my fellow candlesticks
ROOMMATE `` and it's all in perfect taste that you can bet
LUNCH BUD `` come on and lift your glass you've won your own free pass
STUDY BUDDY `` to be our guest, if you're stressed it's fine dining we suggest
HALL TALK `` Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Get your worries off your chest
CLASSMATE `` Let us say for your entree We've an array; may we suggest:
INNER CIRCLE `` Try the bread! Try the soup! When the croutons loop de loop
OUTER CIRCLE `` It's a treat for any dinner Don't belive me? Ask the china
FAMILY FRIEND `` Singing pork! Dancing veal! What an entertaining meal!
SHOPPING `` How could anyone be gloomy and depressed? We'll make you shout "encore!"
FRIEND OF `` And send us out for more So, be our guest! Oui, our guest! Be our guest!
There's something sweet and almost kind
But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined
FINAL `` But now he's dear, and so unsure I wonder why I didn't see it there before
SOULMATE `` Come along dearie. Let's get you off those wet things.
MUTUAL LOVE `` She glanced this way I thought I saw And when we touched
ONE-SIDED LOVE `` she didn't shudder at my paw No it can't be, I'll just ignore
OBSESSION `` But then she's never looked at me that way before
DEFINITE FUTURE `` Belle, I have something to show you. May I open them?
POSSIBLE FUTURE `` But first, you have to close your eyes. It's a surprise!
CURRENT `` I've never seen so many books in my whole life!
MUTUAL INFATUATION `` New and a bit alarming Who'd have ever thought that this could be?
ONE-SIDED INFATUATION `` True that he's no Prince Charming But there's something in him
FROM AFAR `` Oh, this is one of my favorites! It's "King Arthur." Have you ever read it?
MUTUAL CRUSH `` You don't know what you're missing. I'd love to read this again.
ONE-SIDED CRUSH `` Well, it just so happens that this is the perfect book to read aloud. Come here, sit by me
OBVIOUS FLIRTING `` And who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?
CHEMISTRY `` It's so peculiar. Wait and see We'll wait and see
F*CKBUDDY `` A few days more There may be something there that wasn't there before
LUST `` Perhaps there's something there That wasn't there before
SEXUAL ATTRACTION `` There may be something there that wasn't there before What's there, Mama?
FWB `` Ssh. I'll tell you when you're older. Come along now. Let's give them some privacy...
EWB `` Soon. If it's to be. It will be very soon now. Come along, son.
SHAMELESS FLIRTS `` Knowing now, that this was indeed the legendary sword called "Excalibur,"
PHYSICAL ATTRACTION `` He tried once to no avail. He tried a second time, but still, he could not
EX, CHEMISTRY `` Then, for the third time, Arthur drew forth the sword...
EX, GOOD `` Take me away from this place, make me forget for a little while
EX, BAD `` In the town where I come from, the people think I'm odd You?
Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
DIE DIE DIE `` No one says "no" to Gaston! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated!
MORTAL FOES `` More beer? What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. Who, you? Never! Gaston
HARDCORE `` Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps
LOATHING `` Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps
DESPISE `` There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
LONG TERM FEUD `` Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why
GRUDGE `` No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston
MUTUAL HATE `` No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly
ONE SIDED HATE `` Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
SERIOUS RIVAL `` And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on No one's been like Gaston
FEARED `` A king pin like Gaston No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
MUTUAL DISLIKE `` As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! My what a guy, that Gaston! Give five "hurrahs!"
ONE SIDED DISLIKE `` Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips No one fights like Gaston
ENVY `` Douses lights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
CHEATED `` For there's no one as burly and brawny As you see I've got biceps to spare
PHYSICAL `` Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
VERBAL `` No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston
ANNOYANCE `` In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston I'm espcially good at expectorating!
AVOIDANCE `` When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large
TOLERANCE `` And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
INDIFFERENCE `` Oh, ahhh, wow! My what a guy, that Gaston! No one shoots like Gaston
FRUSTRATION `` Makes those beauts like Gaston Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
FAKE `` No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
FRIENDS TURNED `` I use antlers in all of my decorating! My what a guy, Gaston!
BY ASSOCIATION `` No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston No one's got a swell cleft
Tale as old as time
True as it can be
MENTOR/TEE `` Tale as old as time True as it can be
PROTECTIVE/ED `` Barely even friends Then somebody bends Unexpectedly.
STALKER `` Just a little change Small to say the least Both a little scared
FAMILY (SPECIFY) `` Neither one prepared Beauty and the Beast.
ROLE MODEL `` Ever just the same Ever a surprise Ever as before
HERO `` Ever just as sure As the sun will rise.
INSPIRATION `` Tale as old as time Tune as old as song
NEVER MET `` Bittersweet and strange Finding you can change Learning you were wrong.
SIX DEGREES `` Certain as the sun Rising in the east Tale as old as time
OTHER (SPECIFY) `` Song as old as rhyme Beauty and the Beast.
CREDIT !
do not remove. you'll be egg salad if you do.
credit goes to JAZZY (of Beauxbatons Academy of Magic,
or any other site in updated versions - if i ever leave... haha, not
a chance). this took me forEVERR (an hour) so you better leave
this on. HAHAAAAAWWWW. ok. songs. beauty and the beast.
all of them are. FRIENDS > be our guest. LOVES >
something there. HATES > gaston. OTHER > beauty and the
beast.
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ily, but you'll be my breakfast if you steal.
RAWR.
and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
LIKE FAMILY `` And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair
BEST GIRL `` as the dining room proudly presents - your dinner!
BEST GUY `` Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test
BEST `` Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie And we'll provide the rest
PARTNER IN CRIME `` Soup du jour Hot hors d'oeuvres Why, we only live to serve
INSEPARABLE `` beef ragout, cheese soufle Pie and pudding "en flambe"
ATTACHED AT THE HIP `` Try the grey stuff it's delicious don't believe me
TIGHT `` ask the dishes, they can sing they can dance
GREAT `` after all now this is france! and the dinner here
GOOD `` is never secondaire! come on unfold your menu
AVERAGE `` take a glance and than you'll be our guest! be our guest! be our guest!
NEW `` we'll prepare, serve with flair, a culinary cabaret!
ACQUAINTANCE `` you're alone and you're scared but the banquet's all prepared
ENEMIES TURNED `` no one's gloomy or complaining and the flatware's entertaining
SECRET `` we tell jokes, i do tricks with my fellow candlesticks
ROOMMATE `` and it's all in perfect taste that you can bet
LUNCH BUD `` come on and lift your glass you've won your own free pass
STUDY BUDDY `` to be our guest, if you're stressed it's fine dining we suggest
HALL TALK `` Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Get your worries off your chest
CLASSMATE `` Let us say for your entree We've an array; may we suggest:
INNER CIRCLE `` Try the bread! Try the soup! When the croutons loop de loop
OUTER CIRCLE `` It's a treat for any dinner Don't belive me? Ask the china
FAMILY FRIEND `` Singing pork! Dancing veal! What an entertaining meal!
SHOPPING `` How could anyone be gloomy and depressed? We'll make you shout "encore!"
FRIEND OF `` And send us out for more So, be our guest! Oui, our guest! Be our guest!
There's something sweet and almost kind
But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined
FINAL `` But now he's dear, and so unsure I wonder why I didn't see it there before
SOULMATE `` Come along dearie. Let's get you off those wet things.
MUTUAL LOVE `` She glanced this way I thought I saw And when we touched
ONE-SIDED LOVE `` she didn't shudder at my paw No it can't be, I'll just ignore
OBSESSION `` But then she's never looked at me that way before
DEFINITE FUTURE `` Belle, I have something to show you. May I open them?
POSSIBLE FUTURE `` But first, you have to close your eyes. It's a surprise!
CURRENT `` I've never seen so many books in my whole life!
MUTUAL INFATUATION `` New and a bit alarming Who'd have ever thought that this could be?
ONE-SIDED INFATUATION `` True that he's no Prince Charming But there's something in him
FROM AFAR `` Oh, this is one of my favorites! It's "King Arthur." Have you ever read it?
MUTUAL CRUSH `` You don't know what you're missing. I'd love to read this again.
ONE-SIDED CRUSH `` Well, it just so happens that this is the perfect book to read aloud. Come here, sit by me
OBVIOUS FLIRTING `` And who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?
CHEMISTRY `` It's so peculiar. Wait and see We'll wait and see
F*CKBUDDY `` A few days more There may be something there that wasn't there before
LUST `` Perhaps there's something there That wasn't there before
SEXUAL ATTRACTION `` There may be something there that wasn't there before What's there, Mama?
FWB `` Ssh. I'll tell you when you're older. Come along now. Let's give them some privacy...
EWB `` Soon. If it's to be. It will be very soon now. Come along, son.
SHAMELESS FLIRTS `` Knowing now, that this was indeed the legendary sword called "Excalibur,"
PHYSICAL ATTRACTION `` He tried once to no avail. He tried a second time, but still, he could not
EX, CHEMISTRY `` Then, for the third time, Arthur drew forth the sword...
EX, GOOD `` Take me away from this place, make me forget for a little while
EX, BAD `` In the town where I come from, the people think I'm odd You?
Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
DIE DIE DIE `` No one says "no" to Gaston! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated!
MORTAL FOES `` More beer? What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. Who, you? Never! Gaston
HARDCORE `` Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps
LOATHING `` Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps
DESPISE `` There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
LONG TERM FEUD `` Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why
GRUDGE `` No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston
MUTUAL HATE `` No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly
ONE SIDED HATE `` Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
SERIOUS RIVAL `` And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on No one's been like Gaston
FEARED `` A king pin like Gaston No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
MUTUAL DISLIKE `` As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! My what a guy, that Gaston! Give five "hurrahs!"
ONE SIDED DISLIKE `` Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips No one fights like Gaston
ENVY `` Douses lights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
CHEATED `` For there's no one as burly and brawny As you see I've got biceps to spare
PHYSICAL `` Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
VERBAL `` No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston
ANNOYANCE `` In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston I'm espcially good at expectorating!
AVOIDANCE `` When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large
TOLERANCE `` And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
INDIFFERENCE `` Oh, ahhh, wow! My what a guy, that Gaston! No one shoots like Gaston
FRUSTRATION `` Makes those beauts like Gaston Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
FAKE `` No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
FRIENDS TURNED `` I use antlers in all of my decorating! My what a guy, Gaston!
BY ASSOCIATION `` No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston No one's got a swell cleft
Tale as old as time
True as it can be
MENTOR/TEE `` Tale as old as time True as it can be
PROTECTIVE/ED `` Barely even friends Then somebody bends Unexpectedly.
STALKER `` Just a little change Small to say the least Both a little scared
FAMILY (SPECIFY) `` Neither one prepared Beauty and the Beast.
ROLE MODEL `` Ever just the same Ever a surprise Ever as before
HERO `` Ever just as sure As the sun will rise.
INSPIRATION `` Tale as old as time Tune as old as song
NEVER MET `` Bittersweet and strange Finding you can change Learning you were wrong.
SIX DEGREES `` Certain as the sun Rising in the east Tale as old as time
OTHER (SPECIFY) `` Song as old as rhyme Beauty and the Beast.
CREDIT !
do not remove. you'll be egg salad if you do.
credit goes to JAZZY (of Beauxbatons Academy of Magic,
or any other site in updated versions - if i ever leave... haha, not
a chance). this took me forEVERR (an hour) so you better leave
this on. HAHAAAAAWWWW. ok. songs. beauty and the beast.
all of them are. FRIENDS > be our guest. LOVES >
something there. HATES > gaston. OTHER > beauty and the
beast.
<333
ily, but you'll be my breakfast if you steal.
RAWR.
